Burntchicken presents: Fancy Armadillo Cordon Bleu
Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!
It's really this simple:
- Set your slow cooker to high.
- Drop 20 lbs filet of armadillo into heated cooker.
- Dump in a cup of mustard.
- Pour in a jar of grape jelly.
- Stir in a cup of sherry.
- Slosh with a fifth of Jack Daniels.
- Cook for 5 hours.
Show me another delectable meal!