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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Glazed Crow

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 3 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 15 cups crow puree into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a tsp of lemon juice.
  4. Pour in a box of Girl Scout Tagalongs.
  5. Cook for 3 hours.

Serve cold.

Show me another delectable meal!