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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Savory Human Head Special

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 20 cups human head into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a bottle of Thousand Island dressing.
  4. Pour in half a loaf of white bread.
  5. Add a can of condensed chicken noodle soup.
  6. Cook for 4 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!