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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Fancy Armadillo Cordon Bleu

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 20 lbs filet of armadillo into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a cup of mustard.
  4. Pour in a jar of grape jelly.
  5. Stir in a cup of sherry.
  6. Slosh with a fifth of Jack Daniels.
  7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!